lol wat

I have wasted time and now doth time waste me

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relenafanel:

ekjohnston:

drst:

thespooniewrites:

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

“ Quick-witted vaguely-humanoid creature who bakes cookies.”

Hey wait, that’s ME!!!

I got “gentle selkie that loves to cuddle” and 1. I have never been more happy, but 2. they have full access to their sealskin, should they require it.

“Passionate witch who hoards precious gems. They love that they can sit in comfortable silence with you.” i mean. yeah, actually.

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jabariqueen:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

ororosmunroe:

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

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Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

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